The Wishing Game

Granted, but it is only one series better.

I wish I could buy Escape From Tarkov.

Granted, but the game only runs for 5 minutes before crashing.

I wish that my internet was as reliable as the ISP claims it is.

Granted, but your computer broke.

i wish i had a new guitar

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I could get a Nintendo Switch

Granted but you would have to repair it every week.

I wish I could have anything I want.

Granted but you can only use it once.

I wish it was 72 degrees every day.

Granted but it's Celsius.

I wish I was a sage.

Granted but you are mute.

I wish I had a lifetime supply in KFC.

Granted, but your CPU becomes absolute trash.

I wish I could get HLL for free.

Granted but your computer cant run it

I wish i had a new mouse

Granted but it's a ball mouse instead of a laser mouse.

I wish I had 100 dollars

Wish granted, however it can only work inside of a potato.

I wish I could afford a nice car.

Granted but it will get stolen after you drive it off the lot.

I wish I could speak any language.

Granted but nobody could understand what you are saying.

I wish i had a fully functioning Apache attack helicopter

granted but ur too heavy for it too fly

i wish for a new mouse

Granted but its a wireless, mouse which you have to crank for it to work only 5 minutes at a time.

I wish i had a teleportation device

granted but u only teleport to work

i wish for more food

Granted but there isnt any old bay.

I wish Dunkirk was lost in a future DOI update.

Granted, but the only map that survives the update is Dog Red.

I wish the US and Germany had an intermediate grenade like the Commonwealth WP Grenade.

Granted but it only works on friendlies.

I wish that I can afford my airsoft addiction.