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Shortback [193rd GIR]
Generally Discharged.

Shortback [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyThu Mar 29 2018, 12:45

A fun game I saw somewhere else, I don't remember.
Basically someone says a wish they have, and the next person grants it but gives it a bad tiwst, then they follow up with a wish, for instance:

I wish for a car.
Wish granted, but it has no engine, I wish for a dog
(And so on and so forth).
I'll kick it off, then,

I wish for a $5,000 gaming computer.
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Cairntrodlie [193rd GIR]
Staff Sergeant, E-3.

Cairntrodlie [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyThu Mar 29 2018, 12:48

Wish granted, but it's not good enough to run Hell Let Loose.

I wish that I could teleport.
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Payne [193rd RET]
Honorably Discharged.

Payne [193rd RET]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyThu Mar 29 2018, 13:48

Wish granted, but the portal has a tendency to dress you in American flag apparel and teleport you into Pyongyang.

I wish I could speak every language.

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Shortback [193rd GIR]
Generally Discharged.

Shortback [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyThu Mar 29 2018, 15:50

Granted, but you can only say things in another language in song-form.

I wish I was the smartest person known to mankind.
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Payne [193rd RET]
Honorably Discharged.

Payne [193rd RET]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyThu Mar 29 2018, 16:19

Granted, but you will use Sgt. Cairn's teleportation device and be teleported back to pre-historic times.

I wish I had night vision
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Thornton [193rd GIR]
Technical Sergeant, E-2.

Thornton [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyThu Mar 29 2018, 17:46

Granted but you're constantly in a brightly lit room.

I wish I had cheat codes to life.
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Africa [193rd RET]
Honorably Discharged.

Africa [193rd RET]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyFri Mar 30 2018, 15:37

Granted, but the effects of the cheat code you used will be taken back after you use another cheat code.

I wish for the ability to fly
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Cairntrodlie [193rd GIR]
Staff Sergeant, E-3.

Cairntrodlie [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyFri Mar 30 2018, 15:44

Granted, but you can only fly one meter into the air.

I wish that I could breathe underwater.
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Lippa [193rd RET]
Honorably Discharged.

Lippa [193rd RET]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyFri Mar 30 2018, 16:09

Granted but your breath attracts sharks

I wish i was a Jedi Master
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Shortback [193rd GIR]
Generally Discharged.

Shortback [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyMon Apr 02 2018, 10:34

Granted, but your lightsaber is only 6 inches long.

I wish I could become invisible on request.
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Thornton [193rd GIR]
Technical Sergeant, E-2.

Thornton [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyMon Apr 02 2018, 12:43

Granted but your footsteps are incredibly loud.

I wish I could work from home.
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Laurenzo [193rd GIR]
Private First Class, E-6.

Laurenzo [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyWed Apr 11 2018, 15:26

Wish granted but you get double the work to do.

I wish I had a time machine.
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Shortback [193rd GIR]
Generally Discharged.

Shortback [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyThu Apr 12 2018, 09:23

Wish granted, but once you time travel somewhere you can't go back for a year.

I wish I had the girl of my dreams.
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Cairntrodlie [193rd GIR]
Staff Sergeant, E-3.

Cairntrodlie [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyThu Apr 12 2018, 09:38

Granted, but she keeps deflating every 15 minutes.

I wish I could see into the future.
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Winters [193rd RET]
Honorably Discharged.

Winters [193rd RET]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyThu Apr 12 2018, 11:59

Granted, but you would only see your loved ones dying.

I wish I could acomplish my goals.
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Shortback [193rd GIR]
Generally Discharged.

Shortback [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyMon Apr 23 2018, 09:27

Granted, but you can only accomplish your goals that are very dangerous.

I wish I could get an adorable puppy.
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Laurenzo [193rd GIR]
Private First Class, E-6.

Laurenzo [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyMon Apr 23 2018, 11:09

Granted but the puppy will die in one year.

I wish I could get married in the next few years.
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Lippa [193rd RET]
Honorably Discharged.

Lippa [193rd RET]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyMon Apr 23 2018, 15:21

Granted but you will be married to a big Russian woman named Olga, who whit every branch of the tree.

I wishi had a battle tank to go to work in
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Green [193rd GIR]
Private First Class, E-6.

Green [193rd GIR]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyMon Apr 23 2018, 16:16

Wish granted, but you must have a tank crew to drive it.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Moxley [193rd RET]
Honorably Discharged.

Moxley [193rd RET]


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PostSubject: Re: The Wishing Game   The Wishing Game EmptyMon Apr 23 2018, 21:53

Wish granted but she's a man

i wish i had a better GPU
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