A Million Dollars but..

Ok here how the game runs, you have to say 'If you had a million dollars but' and say something random or something that comes with the million dollars.
For EX:
If I gave you a million dollars, but, Everything you touch becomes silver.

and you could respond on how this would be or affect you.

EX of what SHOULD happen:

[X]: If I gave you a million dollars but, everything you touch becomes silver.
[Y]: Then i'll get more money!
[Z]: How would you eat?
(( ETC ETC ETC))
I'll start this off.

If I gave you a million dollars, but, everyday, your RIGHT arm turns into something completely random, like it could turn into a bomb or something.

i would take the million

a million dollars but something you own goes missing for 24 hours